1
The Room Above the Indian Grocery
2
Where are My Socks and Other Mysteries of Love
3
If You Can't Win, Shoot for a Tie
4
Do Someone a Favor and It Becomes Your Job
5
Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn
6
Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing
7
Two Wrongs are Only the Beginning
8
Never Wear Earmuffs in a Bed of Rattlesnakes
9
Where's There's a Will, There's a Won't
10
When You're Over the Hill, You Pick Up Speed
11
Experience is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It
12
Doing It the Hard Way is Always Easier
13
If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will
